Dear Mr colonel, I’d like to congratulate you on achieving the impossible and running out of chicken when all you bloody well sell is chicken. That’s like B&Q running out of paint, Icelands running out of frozen food or the cinema running out of films ……. except my daughter doesn’t want paint, frozen food or […]
We all know this is me. If coffee drinking was an Olympic sport I’d be a world record holder and a gold medalist!